Charles Warmonk
Wiki Staff
Disclaimer: I may or may not have had just a bit too much Dr. Pepper & no sleep...
Video link to understand
Non-lyrics version to sing to
Poker Face Parody: “Looter's Rage”
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
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I wanna loot 'em like they do in Screenshots, please
Slash 'em, make 'em, Jealous; Looters, can’t compete with me (I need it)
Looting intuition, clear the gold room with a siege
And after skulls have dropped, I'll open one that’s sparkling
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
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[Chorus:]
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
Can't find my, can't find my
No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
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I want the stats and boost, not some common gun
A lot of farming gold is really boring me (I hate it)
Looting non-stop is not the same without a skull
And, looter, when it drops, if it's not new, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
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[Chorus:]
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
Can't find my, can't find my
No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
(Rar rar rar-rung?)
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I won't tell you that it’s ok, good, or balanced
'Cause I'm lootin' with my cutlass
I'm not hacking, I'm just sieging' with my dou-ble-toss-in
Just like looting at the Tormenta
Take the gold room before you get to
I farming this, farming this
Check the forums 'cause I'm posting this
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[Chorus:]
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
(Rar rar rar-rung?)
L-l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
Video link to understand
Non-lyrics version to sing to
Poker Face Parody: “Looter's Rage”
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
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I wanna loot 'em like they do in Screenshots, please
Slash 'em, make 'em, Jealous; Looters, can’t compete with me (I need it)
Looting intuition, clear the gold room with a siege
And after skulls have dropped, I'll open one that’s sparkling
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
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[Chorus:]
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
Can't find my, can't find my
No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
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I want the stats and boost, not some common gun
A lot of farming gold is really boring me (I hate it)
Looting non-stop is not the same without a skull
And, looter, when it drops, if it's not new, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I’ve had it now, this is the last skull
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[Chorus:]
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
Can't find my, can't find my
No, I can’t loot my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
Rar rar rar-rung?
(Rar rar rar-rung?)
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I won't tell you that it’s ok, good, or balanced
'Cause I'm lootin' with my cutlass
I'm not hacking, I'm just sieging' with my dou-ble-toss-in
Just like looting at the Tormenta
Take the gold room before you get to
I farming this, farming this
Check the forums 'cause I'm posting this
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[Chorus:]
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
Can't loot my, can't loot my
No, I can't find my Thunderspine
(drops rates hate me, Ohmygod…)
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter's rage
(Rar rar rar-rung?)
L-l-l-looter's rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
L-l-l-looter rage, l-l-looter rage
Rar rar rar-rung?
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